By George!
By George! I think I got it! This whole foreign & US oil, economic bull shit and more importantly I think I fucking figured out how to MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY! Haha, fuck yourselves, you doubting souls! I just needed time to explain.
The US would have been the country that originally developed the technology and oil drilling and such, would it not? And then, when that info was shared, whoopee, the middle east had grips of the shit we discovered to be the life of the economy. (likely, had that not happened we would have just hid inside our own little borders, having perfect little life til we got attacked for being stingy, huh?) Back to the point – so, the Mid East has grips of the shit, so some genius contracts out his genius services and starts raking in the dough had over fist, right? I see why the importance that there just simply IS a war over there, because it’s a race for technology…. Energy. We weren’t afraid that they were going to use Nuclear technology to bomb the fuck out of us! We were afraid that they would develop the worlds newest wide spread source of energy – a renewable and clean source of energy at that! And we wouldn’t be on top any longer. Am I getting this? (I am, huh?!) And if that happened, they would likely shift to supplying BOTH precious commodities to the countries with the most demand (and willingness & ability to pay for it) which, from my understanding wouldn’t likely be us at this point in time…. It would be communist China, wouldn’t it?!?! Their economy is flourishing, they’re breading like rabbits (I mean, seriously, they out number us phenomenally…and oh yeah, they aren’t too fucking fond of us either now are they. Either of them! China or the Mid East!
SOooo…. Since, I have already figured out how to physically save the world – although, when I beamed with pride about it, I was ridiculed for not knowing the political implications surrounding the matter. BUT, in my own fucking defense ass-wipes, no one would fucking tell me any details so that I could fucking figure it out and fix the flaws!! Oh No, you had me wasting precious time and, dare I smugly say precious energy (hehe) to unravel this shit, when I think it should have just been fucking handed over and explained!!…..er, I retract that statement, because as an afterthought, I realize that it was.
Please, correct me if I am wrong – the privately owned oil field drilling companies and contractors are pretty adamant about not losing their footing in the market, nor are they very thrilled at the idea of a new form of energy dominating the global market, and the idea of government regulation to divert oil companies profits for new energy development was… unwelcomed to say the least. I reject the unwelcome… and prefer to look at it as snobbishly declined (although, I will give you the fact that I hadn’t yet had the epiphany I just did and therefore the idea probably wasn’t good enough.) Political and economical boys! Betcha’ didn’t think I’d fucking get it, huh?! And I also understand the laissez faire attitude that you’re accustom to in your industry, especially I understand the hesitation to accept a plan that diverts some profit somewhere other than where ever your pocket is. I do actually understand that the oil industry is not just going to die out or fade away, but please understand that I do not think that it should! In fact, I see this plan
